Miley Cyrus bumps, grinds and molts in the video for her new single, the pointedly named ‘Can’t Be Tamed.’ As if this were her first declaration of independence! Still, I didn’t expect to see Hannah Montana chained in a Shakira cage before running through the halls of the Museum of Natural History, sporting a pair of Paul Bettany’s wings from Legion. Girlfriend goes Gaga-lite for this video and let’s be frank, it’s such a spectacle of hot messiness, I’ve watched it at least eight times – in the last hour. Hitchcock would be proud.
And because I’m such a fan of the Cyrus – and her evolution from Disney princess to “LEMME DO CLASSY PORN!” – I’m going to spearhead a green campaign: Miley Cyrus for Mother Nature. Yes, Lady Gaga reuses Diet Coke cans. Pearl Jam seeds the rain forest. Christina Aguilera recycles everyone else’s music. But Miley Cyrus, or Avis Cyrus as she’s now known (who says they don’t teach evolution on the Disney backlot?), did something unexpected here:
By completely ripping off Ms. Spears’ ‘Oops…I did it again’ video – really, just swap Cyrus’ sparkly corset and bed of peacock feathers for Spears’ white belly bearing get-up and spiderweb of real people – she is actually encouraging her fan base (the 6 to 12 set) to go to the museum and learn shit. This all while channeling Big Bird gone bad. It don’t get more tame than that! Or more educational! The video purports that the poptart is the last Miley on Earth. This is serious, kids. We’re talking extinction. Thanks for bringing the subject to the forefront, Miles.
Check out Miley’s service announcement above. Next up, the teen queen does a counting video. (Oh, wait…)
XO, The Green Gamine
P.S. Hope y’all had a rockin’ Earth Day. Finals got the best of me.